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|  | Memos On the World - July, 2k4
« Thread Started on Mar 20, 2012, 1:59am » | |
Here's a little nonsense I rattled off back there in 2k4 when Baghdad Bob was telling all his lies ...
Memos on the World
From Baghdad Bob, The Minister of Dis-Information
Day One
Santa
died this morning;
he will soon be replaced
by the Gov. of California,
A. S.
Day Two
B. C.
Province has been
harboring all the red
smarties; that's why there's none left in
your box.
Day Three
Plastic
bread clips may not
be used for guitar picks
after the 24th of May,
this year.
Day Four
A fine
of five-hundred
dollars will be levied
for breaking law as set out in
day 3.
Day Five
George Bush
addressing state:
Our sources tell us that
B. C. is amassing plastic
bread clips.
Day Six
Dean Koontz
based his novel,
By the Light of the Moon
on the power blackout of last
summer.
Day Seven
Martha
Stewart will be
working on a novel
entitled 'How to Dress Up Small
Spaces’.
Day Eight
Today's memo is written in Rictameter
Afghans;
the ancient art
of knitting - these started
in Afghanistan when camel
keepers brushed their work animals. They saved
their hair and gave it to their wives
who knitted things - the men
sold them for more
camels.
Day Nine
And Swedes
are candies made
by fokes who hab bewwy
bad codes; dose fokes nebber stay home
fwom worg.
Day Ten
How to
neuter house cats;
set the microwave for
popcorn - let it spin round the whole
cycle
Day Eleven
Best cure
for a headache;
soak your head every
half hour for thirty minutes - a
sure thing
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